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A term used after sex when you've slapped your girlfriend on the ass so hard it leaves the area super red it looked like it's been whipped by a paddle.
Slapping your significant other hard enough that it looks like paddle whips on her behind.
Jared: Daaamn, my girls ass was super marked after I had her in the doggy position.
Marcos: Did she get Paddle Whipped?
Jared: All night.
The luxury of a girl having big titties.
TLC said my sister had great paddle shifters.
Usually a response to a question used to describe how something or someone is.
When something is great, good, okay, fine.
Instead of:
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: Things are good thanks.
It is:
Sophie: Hows things?
Ellen: It's all paddle and peach!
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Risky and experimental lovemaking technique particularly used by couples working in the medical profession.
Partner one, mid-intercourse, administers an alternating current from a 300 or greater volt source to the sides of partner two's unexposed heart using paddle' electrodes. All being well, partner two's heart stops and intercourse continues for as long as is dared before partner one uses the paddle electrodes to bring partner two back from the afterlife. For a heart paddling session to be successful both parties must survive.
Doctor 1 - Hey you know that new intern over in radiology? We totally heart paddled last night bro.
Doctor 2 - Did you bring her back ok?
Doctor 1 - Nah she never made it. She’s now interning in the morgue.
Doctor 2 - Sorry brohiem. No way does that count as a real heart paddling.
an observed condition when fat people turn hands sideways when walking in a vain attempt to gain more momentum using hands like paddles
look at that lard arse using his fat paddles
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CV: aly is my paddle bitch
JS: youre soo lucky man
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Like Motor boating but with the ass.
I think I got pink eye during a rigorous paddle wheeling session.