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Paedophile Popsickle

Painting your cock to look like a lollipop to little kids

A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!

by tomafishaful November 11, 2011

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startup paedophile

A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.

That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.

by MyCow October 20, 2014

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paedophilic eyes

Eyes belonging to a paedeophile. This unique kind of eye indicates a sex offender without exception, is always a certain hue called "paedophilic blue" and can be used as an early warning system to detect and avoid paedophiles. See paedophile

I'd watch that librarian - check it out, he has proper paedophilic eyes.

by Victor Stone January 7, 2006

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Paedophile (s)

n. (pl.) member of society distinguished by being the only one not asked to 'think of the children'

Look at the Paedophiles in the playground, how very inappropriate.

by Clayton July 14, 2003

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A Fiddle of Paedophiles

The colloquial term for a group of paedophiles.

The alarm was raised when a fiddle of Paedophiles attempted to enter Alton Towers during the school holidays.

by Thefirstboyscout June 18, 2014

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touch of a paedophile

A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.

When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that wasthe touch of a paedophile.

by Richard Slatcher July 3, 2005

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Hermit Paedophile

A paedophile that doesn't go out and hurt children, but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet.

Nah, that guy's alright .. he's just a hermit paedophile, he won't touch your daughter.

by TitsCANCER November 10, 2008

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