Verb: 1.The act of becoming intoxicated usually referring to smoking marijuana, and acting as if you cannot speak clearly, or are completely unintelligent.
2. Acting stupid, unstable, and ridiculous
Last night I smoked myself Palin.
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Act of throwing up on your partner when something has gone wrong during anal sex.
During anal sex, your partner emit a large fart that send some piece of crap flying on you. Seeing and smeeling this you cannot help but copiously throw up on her. You've done a Palin.
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To quit something halfway through.
My wife calls me a Palin for being premature.
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to be extremely retarded to the point that actual retards take offensive to being compared to said person
Dude, you are so palin right now that it is not even funny.
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When you step outside your house to look at Russia while your kids are inside having sex. Can also be done with a picture of Russia, if you are too far from it geographically.
"Hey! That eskimo just stepped outside, and is staring at Russia!"
"Yeah, her daughter is inside her igloo banging another Eskimo."
"Wow. There's a Palin for ya."
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A form of American English developed by supporters of TEA (taxed enough already) parties and the former governor of Alaska Sarah Palin.
'Palin' consists of a wide variety of southernisms derived from Redneck American English, miss spelled words (when in written form), useless or uneducated social and political narratives, vague and often meaningless metaphorical devices, threats, poorly placed sentence symbology (also when in written form), delusional free form gibberish and Omitted or miss arranged grammatical compositions caused by illiteracy and poor written composition skills.
The best examples of Palin are used by members of Sarah Palin and TEA party support forums and groups on the facebook and myspace websites.
Documentation and archiving of this new language is currently under way and a comprehensive reference should be available soon.
(In the 'Palin' Language')
βMaybe some Yankee's don't know this but a lot of people down south use their middle name first.β
-Samuel Joseph Wurzelbacker (Joe the plumber) commenting on the use of his middle name as his first at an AFP βTEA Partyβ rally in 2009.
Wurzelbacker resides in Ohio which is NORTH of the Masson Dixon line which divides Yankee Americans from Confederate Americans as the civil war era social stereotype suggests.
Though northern Americans are also known to use their middle names as their first meaning the narrative was entirely useless to begin with.
βYup beat libs at their own game. That the lord for obama.
βGov,t (notice the unnecessary comma) hand out I hope you all. Have a job and pay taxes.me and my dog thank you.β
βI rushed don't care about spelling. Thats trivial. I will I and a friend are trying to find out.β
βIs the secret hand shake blowing yer brains out and field dressing your courpse (sic), think id scalp you to.β
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An unwanted pregnancy. Can occur too early, or too late in life
Did you hear what happened to Jenna? She had drunk sex with her asshole boyfriend and now they are having a palin.
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