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Palsy Hand

An insult:
A term used to note horrible coordination of, lack of skill with, or uncontrolled movement of the hand.

Ken, you suck at video games. Your not supposed to be using your palsy hand.

by Gigaah January 19, 2005

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Palsied Walrus

The Palsied Walrus is a very complicated and specialized sexual maneuver that is not for the faint of heart or inflexible. In fact, months of yoga are helpful in preparing for this act. You will need a burlap sack, a half gallon of ginger ale, five pairs of plastic zip ties, the valves from a tuba, and a small dog. The sack must soak overnight in the ginger ale. The rest of the ginger ale, tuba valves, and dog go carefully into the sack along with three or more people as long as none of them are the same sex. the sack is then zip tied closed and tossed into a pile of dirty hotel mattresses. While the goings on inside the sack are largely a mystery, you can tell you did it right if the dog and one person are missing afterward and the last person out of the sack is Tony Danza.

I asked Sheila for a Palsied Walrus on my birthday, but she had no idea what the fuck I was talking about.

by cotchbuuti August 6, 2009

9๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


shithouse palsy

When you've been sitting on the toilet so long, you cease to have any feeling or control of your legs.

I've been shitting so long I have the shithouse palsy

by ThePinkHairedPsycho January 20, 2014


Sexy-palsy

Sexy-palsy is what you have when you're super hot, but dumb as a thumb tack.

That chick is sexy-palsy, but I'd still do her!

by Taylor Maide July 1, 2017


nick palsi

(Noun) Some say he is the greatest person who ever lived, others call him TheLegand27.

Oh great Nick Palsi... We bow down before you.

by Nick Palsi March 14, 2017


Beer Palsy

A temporary disorder most commonly linked to the after affects of drinking large quantities of alcohol. Symptoms include involuntary control of the hands, body, and on rare occasions, head (most often defined as shakes).

Not sure you want me to finish that tattoo today, have the beer palsy something fierce.

by Hightower and Rockhard January 30, 2012

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Cerebral Palsy

A way similar to Captain Picard to talk about Child Pornography without mods noticing.

I got some cerebral palsy! Anyone want some?

by RebooterBlue September 18, 2008

15๐Ÿ‘ 97๐Ÿ‘Ž