I disagree with everyone. A Papa Smurf is when you're giving to the girl from behind, and similar to the Donkey Punch, you knock them in the back of the head. This causes a knockout, and while passed out, shaving of the pubic hair and a dunk in a blue toilet bowl commences. After placing the pubic hair across her wet, blue face creating a mustache, she has become a smurf, and you're her daddy! haha
Bob pulled a Papa Smurf last night on that heinous bitch.
When a skinny girl enjoys bumping uglies with a larger man resemblig papa smurf.
"Girl omg look at the guy with the beard. I'd totally ride that."
"Woah. You totally have papa smurf syndrome"
The act of jam packing your man’s arse full of blueberries and then fucking him until your cock turns blue.
“I’m heading out to the market to get me a tub of blueberries to Papa Smurf you tonight!”
When you want to ask your friend for an adderal after they changed their formula
Yo can I talk to Papa Smurf?
A want-to-be fuckboy that's hitting his golden years! Tries to be fly and dress in style. You can spot him by his gray or white hair. Needs everyones attention to feel good. Will lie and cheats to get what he wants from females. Takes them back to his place but can't keep it up long enough to satisfy anyone!
I wanted a fuckboy but I got a papa smurf. What a disappointment!
When your dick is blue from having sex for too long.
Bruh, we fucked so hard last night I had a Papa Smurf.