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Dating more than one person at a time. Opposite of 'Serial dating'.
From the definition of "parallel", meaning more than one thing happening at the same time, and "serial" meaning one thing happening at a time.
I only date one person at a time, I'm not into parallel dating, I'm a serial dater.
When a guy tries to "park" his dick in a girls mouth horizontally, cheek to cheek. It's a tight space and there isn't always a lot of time to back up, pull out and then maneuver until you're all the way in so if that space doesn't work, find one that will.
"I know it's a tight space, but I always have to back up and pull in a few times when I parallel park. It's too hard to get it all in on the first try."
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An inability to parallel park. Sufferers of this disease may try five and six times to guide their vehicle into an open space before finally giving up, and leaving the automobile 2-3 feet from the curb at an awkward angle.
Her Parallel Parkinson's always seemed to flare up when she found a space in front of a restaurant with a big window full of on-lookers.
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a vagina so cavernous that you can put your junk in sideways.
That girl is so wide, you can parallel park her.
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The act of two friends sharing porn and thereby masturbating to the same material. Gay.
Mitch: Dude, you can have my porn if you want.
Brian: No thanks. I don't believe in parallel masturbation.
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The excuse given to any and all things unexplained but still true.....Actually we can blame CERN for this one. Similar to the Mandela Effect but on a personal scale that effects only you. Can be used literally or figuratively depending on your mindset and willingness to out yourself as a believer in the theory.
John blames being thrown into a parallel universe as to why his professor didn't get his email. The John in THIS universe never sent it.
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When two related groups are partying at the same time, but in different locations
Leesol and Sandy are partying at the singles bars right now and we're here at Bonnaroo partying it up also. Parallel partying!
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