Parcel arse

When someone has a parcel arse it means it’s either lumpy or like a parcel

Hew looka that lass with tha parcel arse

Parcel

A derogatory term used to describe someone who acts like a total numpty or alternatively for someone who has consumed a calorie surplus and is clinically obese in other words a fat twat.

“Bob stop sweating you absolute parcel.”