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The Southern California city that pwns San Marino, La Canada, Alhambra, Glendale, and San Marino.
Cop: What the hell were you thinking doing donuts in the Rose Bowl Parking lot?!
Kids: Just trying to rep the nine-10-thirty, SIR!
Cop: Wtf?
Kids: South Pasadena, sheesh.
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when one farts while titty fucking a girl, and it leaves a brown smear between her breasts.
When i was titty fucking Sue, she heard me fart, and knew a pasadena mudslide was occuring.
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When a woman gets an air pocket in her vagina during intercourse and the man continues to have sex with her, even harder to really make the fart and suck sound get louder and louder until he cums inside and pulls away after to watch the giz blow out with the air like unclogging a pipe.
"She started to try and cover up the fart noises coming from her vagina by moaning while I was giving her the pasadena plunger."
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to urinate on someone out of spite.
you always hear people say "i wouldn't piss on 'em if he were on fire", well, where i come from we call that pasadena flameproofin'.
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When a man whisks two large brown grade-A organic free range eggs and then proceeds to insert them into a females vagina via a turkey baster or funnel and then she squats over a hot frying pan and queefs the contents of her vagina. They then cook the eggs into a delicious omlette and sit down to a lovely Sunday Brunch.
Wife: "Babe, my parents are coming for brunch on Sunday. What should we make?"
Husband: "How about your famous Pasadena Omelette?"
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a city in the san gabriel valley where you can find all types of people. from thugz to rich spoiled white kids.
the city with the most individual "varrios" in the sgv. also where there is alot of tagbangin cliques and you get hit up everywhere. home of the rose bowl and the famous old town pasadena. each new year the rose parade takes place.
kid 1: lets go to old town pasadena,ca dude!
kid2: hell no! last time i went sum mexican kids hit me up and i got scared!
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A smoothie drink comprised of:
Ice, strawberries, bananas, vanilla ice cream, milk, almonds, and Absolut Ruby Red in a sugar-rimmed glass.
"Here! Try this Pasadena Pounder!"
"Mmm..Tropical!"
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