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a short dysfunctional human being that inst loved by anyone and has the luck of being shit on by birds.
"oh look this cow is a patrice parslidis"
Patrice is hot, brilliant, and amazing, never does wrong, and anytime he makes a mistake its an accident. He would never purposely hurt somebody. He's 6'0, and good at everything naturally. He is introverted but can be extroverted. Model hands. Always glowing.
Everyone in the world wants to be like Patrice.
Why am I not patrice?
His house is the best vacation spot. His favorite is your favorite stuff.
Teacher: where do you wanna go on vacation
Derek: patric hylands house