Very cutie (UWU) very long dick, with small balls.
You see this guy must be a Patrik
Patrik is a guy who slept with your mum
Patrik have a big cock
Has dire delucions of grandeur, thinking himself as the supremem emperor and dictator of the Cosmos. Also has an inexplicable adoration towards the FALLEN Soviet Union as well as the leader of its greatest enemy Führer Adolf HItler.
Impossible to use in a sentence as there is only one madman in this world like him
"He's crazy!"
"He's more than crazy! He
s like Patrik the Birdie"