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A group of specially qualified individuals (almost always men) who are tasked with the objective of patrolling the local town/city centre, schools, alleyways to observe and monitor Thot activity and growth. Those associated with the Thot Patrol are trained in stealth to infiltrate Thot territory and eradicate the group to protect the local people from such thots by negotiation or militaristic action, whatever is needed will be done.
"I'm excited to join The Thot Patrol ranks"
A Hip-Hop band consisting of the members: T-Fizzle, JD McBigDick and The Pimp known as Whiskers. Known for their hit album "She Wet Like an Otter".
Oh shit! That's the Pussy Patrol! Get their Monkey Asses!
A group of adults (usually teachers or parents) who keep a lookout for young men (sometimes women) using dip or snuff when they are not supposed to do so.
Guy 1: "Man, I almost got busted by the Skoal Patrol today.."
Guy 2: "Did you have to swallow your dip?"
Guy 1: "Nah, I got lucky"
The police. The pigs formally known as the police.
"Oh look here comes the bacon patrol."
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When someone designates themselves as the person in charge of figuring out all stink sources.
Every week he leaps to demonstrate his superhuman talent as our workplace sniff patrol.
When out with people who are drinking/drunk, the person or people on drunk patrol are the people who are keeping them from getting into too much shit, like getting arrested or hurting themselves. Like a designated driver, but for everything.
"While I was out with everyone last night, I had to be on drunk patrol, and someone almost jumped off a bridge but I stopped them."
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"Jerry threw up last night, but I was on drunk patrol so I had to clean it up."
The best Australian tv show ever produced. It is hosted by the legend himself, Scott Tweedie, who helps kids EPICLY PRANK their friends. If you didn’t wanna be on it as a kid, you were not normal.
Prank Patrol: Here we go, we're on a roll
When they strike nobody knows
If you have a point to prove
They'll make a plan and see it through
They'll sign you up to join their crew
Scotty and the ninjas (NINJAS) too
Here we go, come on
Join the Prank Patrol
(Here we go)
Me: EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP, PRANK PATROL IS ON.