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When you befriend a guy with the sole purpose of fucking his sister, you can choose to give him a Patsy's Finger. The process for giving a Patsy's Finger is simple. After fingering his sister, put the guy in a headlock; then, force him to smell your finger covered in his sister's juices. To make it complete, yell, "Patsy's Finger," while he chokes and gags.
Georgie is a fool for thinking I was his real friend. As soon as I got in his sister's pants, I forced him into a Patsy's finger! What an idiot. He cried.
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A classic country singer, who is well known for many hit songs, such as I Fall to Peices, Crazy and Walkin' After Midnight. She also rasied the bar for female country singers and is still one of the best singers in the genre.
CMT said that Patsy Cline was the #1 most important woman in country music.
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A pile of shit grandmother
A woman who won't be missed when she dies and goes to hell.
This type of woman has no chance of going to heaven.
This type will jump the gun to accuse you of things before they happen and without cause to play victim.
When a Patsy-Lee writes you a sob story about how you haven't thanked them on facebook for an out of the blue gift they sent sent you before you actually receive the gift you have to tell them to stop being a Patsy-Lee
When a grandmother won't try to remember your actual name and just refers to you as Amanda even though that's not your name
It means that the individual has opted out of some kind of completely awesome event or plan for a very responsible and justified reason.
repeat offenders of the Patsy Out come to be known as either a patsy or a blitz; an individual who is never around for life's awesome moments because their own responsible nature prevents them from taking risks that awesome people would... also they are made fun of when they are not around.
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fun friend: "Hey John, are you going to go clubbing with us tonight?"
Patsy John: "nah I need to have brunch with the girlfriends parents tomorrow so I'm going to Patsy Out this time."
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1st guy: "hey why didn't Harold come camping with us?"
2nd guy: "I think he Patsied Out, said that work called him in last minute or something..."
1st guy: "Man if Harold keeps that up, he'll end up catching the curse of the Blitz."
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Patsy Cline was an American country singer that's better than Dolly Parton, Reba McEntire, or even Loretta Lynn.
Patsy Cline was the best singer in American history.
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A young female whose lifestyle choices, devil-may-care demeanor and general physical appearances mimic those of Lana Del Rey, either intentionally or otherwise.
"Look at that girl with giant flowers in her hair and high waisted denim shorts. Is it Lana Del Rey?"
"No, just another Patsy Del Rey."
n. Can be used as a verb. A life hurricane, a ruiner of all good things, a leech, a careless fart (seems innocent at first but then mass destruction follows), non trustworthy. Not a friend. A fiend, a dope whore
1. Wow. What happened to that family nice family? Idk, looks like they got Patsy Palmered though
2. Hey let’s take that girl in (says friend to other friend) friend 2 says “nooo, she looks like a Patsy Palmer!”
3. Hey, you want to go ruin someone’s life today? We will start small but take everyone down surrounding this one person bc we can’t have our way. ‘Idk man, I don’t know any to be a Patsy Palmer!’
3. Hey, I’m in trouble what do I do? “Maybe you could convince someone you really care for them and they will take you in, and then when they trust you, you fuck them over to keep yourself out of trouble! That’s what a Patsy Palmer would do!