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“WARNING: This is very stupid and a word for it PROBABLY already exists.”
The short but not clear definition: Dodging attacks directed for the pelvis;
(Pelvis Strafing / Pelvis Strafed as the present and past verbs, obviously)
Other ways to say it: Pelvis Veering, Pelvis Defending a lot of synonyms for defend or dodge is fine as long as it has pelvis before it and is in it’s present continuous state
Pelvis strafing is the act of dodging an attack of any type of being that is aiming for, the structure in question, your pelvis. Sexuality nor species matters, due to it usually looking pretty narly on anything.
“WARNING 2: You’ll quite literally never see this happening or being used. Maybe in dodgeball”
Someone: DUDE, HE JUST PELVIS STRAFED IT.
HE: I am the one that enjoys practicing with pelvis strafing, yet it rarely happens to be necessary in face to face combats or in survival to be honest.
Someone else{DUDE}: WTF
HE’s acquaintances: Congratulations on protecting your crotch with your stunning agility.
The vagina of a severly emaciated female
Did you see that crack head stripper and her sunk in pelvis pocket?
Just like a selfie but of ones pelvis (in lieu of face).
For maximum imagination sprucing.... served with clothes.
He sent me a pelvie whilst wearing funky pajamas. My imagination ran wild.
The big thing in your throat that often hurts.
Ow! My throat pelvis really hurts!
A hips-and-belly-swinging dance made famous by da King of rock 'n' roll.
In an episode of da "Red Green Show", several Possum Lodge members try to impersonate Da Tennessee Troubadour by doing hilariously-outrageous Pelvis Resley renditions, but Red and Harold are visibly unimpressed.
Preferably used by medical professionals, spending time together, drinking coffee and describing a ruptured pilonidal sinus that requires immediate medical attention, but the patient brushes it off and leaves, thus swinging his hips like Elvis.
"Oh - have you seen Mr. X? He's doing an elvis the pelvis again."