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To have a bigger penis than another
Ethan is more peniser than Tyler.
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when you are penisally inactive it means you dont have a big penis, joking that it is so small its not there. somewhat like sexually inactive
hey, im so penisally inactive, its like it checks out until i have a boner, even then its on its night shift, meaning its tired af.
The act of calling one's phone, and shouting penis before hanging up.
"Oh did you hear? Bill just got penised last night."
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A disease causing the penis to turn to dust, usually accompanied by a "poof" sound. This disease is the cause of most fat, guyish lesbians (also known as bulldykes).
This disease is typically caused by sleeping with a person housing a certain bug found in most countries except vietnam. The bug is called a "urethratinsite". It crawls into the urethra and sucks all of the moisture out of the flesh and muscle in one swoop, leading the structure to dismember into a cloud of dust. The poof sound is created by the dust re-hydrating in the air.
"I can't sleep with her! Ill get penisitis!"
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A word to use out of frustration.
Person 1: What is the answer to that question?
Person 2: I don't know! UGH! Penises.
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To be perceived as a being who has a dick and a testicle
Ashley is a penised human in her friend's eyes
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Penisitis is a disease that kids can be born with. It is a disease that causes people to say penis or else they will get very sick and die. The most famous stripper in Africa (Haily Pourneya) was born with this life threatening and heart breaking disease.
Ex. "Did you hear about the new disease, penisitis??"