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A popular celebrity gossip blogger.
He is usually criticized for being an extreme kiss-ass to Paris Hilton (hence, the similar name) and is completely bias when writing his blogs.
Perez Hilton licks Paris' ass like a lollipop.
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1. Thrusting the penis between the sweaty buttock, eventually ejaculating upon the small of the back (similar to a titty fuck, but you get the difference).
2. Non-penetrative buttsecks.
Rob: Did you titty-fuck her?
Eduardo: No, it was a him. I gave him the ole' Sweaty Perez.
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To hit someone in the side of the head after they talk shit about you. This is not a true punch because you know the little bitch wouldn't be able to handle it...it's more of a friendly reminder (courtesy of your fist) that you shouldn't provoke people...especially when you're a fat, disgusting, talentless blogger.
After the fat guy yelled obscenities at Will and his girlfriend, Tony gave him a good, hard Perez Punch to smarten him up.
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The largest celebrity whore on the planet. Often seen giving blowjobs at truckstops.
Man that girl I was with last night was like Perez Hilton!
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(pear-ehz hill-ton) N.
A flaming queen giving decent gay guys a bad name. He spends all of his time bitching and moaning about celebrities and how they look and act instead of doing anything positive to better either himself or the world.
Gay guy #1: Hey, have you checked out Perez Hilton's new blog?
Gay guy #2: Nah. Believe it or not, most gay guys, such as myself, consider him a total idiot and are actually offended that he managed to obtain some level of celebrity by just being a stereotype.
Gay guy #1: Oh. Well, when you put it like that, ya wanna go watch Shutter Island on DVD?
Gay guy #2: Yeah, I have two hours to kill.
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alessandra
The most beautiful thing that God put on this earth!
Beautiful
Breath taking
Gorgeous
That sun set is alessandra perez!
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having excessive knowledge of newly fresh gossip
"Omg you guys you will not believe this, we saw Justin and Kristin full out macking at the club 2 nights ago..."
"That is SO perez. Should we tell Audrina?"
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