Perma-single

Eternity single, or a feeling you've get when not having a boyfriend/girlfriend for a very long time.

1:Becca: Did you hear Tommy got ANOTHER girlfriend!?

Jamie:Damn! And here I am, perma-single!

2:Status: Perma-single.

perma-grin

a smile that never fades; a huge happy face all the time no matter what

That young lady has got a perma-grin on her that no one could possibly resist -- no one.

Perma-ban

To be permanatly banned.
Usually for pwning or making fun of the admin in a counter-strike game.

KLoBsTeR:2 and 17 holy shit the admin is a suxor n00b!!!
admins nerdy cohort: perma-ban!!!
admin: no your the n00b(then perma-bans KLoBsTeR)

perma-noob

A noob who will always be a noob, no matter how much time passes.

See Secret Azure.
"Wow, he's such a perma-noob. Nothing can ever change that."

perma-sweater

no shirt, no problem, because your wearing a sweater of body hair year round.

Bryan looked hot at the beach, in part because of his perma-sweater.

Perma-boner

This weird ass security guard at Stevens High School that has a hard on whenever he’s around kids

Guy 1: Look it’s perma-boner!
Guy 2: What the fuck

Perma-third

When your best friend or roommate gets a significant other. A reference to being a third wheel - all the time.

My roommate just got a boyfriend, and now I'm stuck being perma-third.