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a little argentinian that likes scoring penalties
I score penalties like pessi
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An overrated bottler, who scores most of his goals from the penalty spot.
Hey, did you see pessi' new penalty goal against eibar?
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Someone who statpads against smaller teams by scoring penalties
Pessi can only do it against Eibar
Pessi got knocked out by Bayern Munich
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Pessi is the name of a mythological creature, said to have originated from Buenos Aires. Despite having scored over six hundred tap-ins and penalties, - as well as the odd flukey goal, - legends say he disappeared after being handed a World Cup trophy at the expense of skilful French and Croatian sides. Many people have claimed to see him drifting around the Parc Des Princes, trying to add to his tapestry of tap-ins, yet there are no reports of him having been spotted in a defensive position. Whether or not he has ever existed is debatable.
Pessi had a crestfallen look on his face as he leaned against the Bayern goalpost, just like a finished player. His anguish was evident, as he ran swiftly to the dressing room following Gnabry’s stellar strike to make it 3-0, not stopping to console his heartbroken fan.
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A fellow Argentinian who is famous for missing penalty and known for his famous retirement
My man pessi also known as Eibar man
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A term to describe a fraud who is 1 foot 1''. He was in exile in spain due to his father being a german war criminal. He then stayed there for many years with varcelona wining la liga league trophies by paying his lover; the refs. People found out that he was a son of a criminal and went to eating league with pessi saint german. He failed and got carried by turtle. He then went to school shooting league. His team are more dead than norwichman/luxemburgman. he cheated the world cup by paying the refs 1000000000000000000 morbillus dollores. Fifa loves him more than the fefs and always says 'penalty for argentina'; they are as corrupt as North Korea.
Pessi has scored a tap-in after scoring a diving pen against clermont-footy.
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A mix of passive- aggressive, petty, and messy.
Jessica is fighting with her boyfriend and she's taking her anger out on us. What a pessy bitch
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