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Peter Parker Syndrome

An abnormality that affects nice good looking smart guys that prevents them from ever getting the girl or anything they feel that they deserve. They tend to help others but than the universe tends to screw them over for no apparent reason.

James: Hey, what did Sue say when you asked her out?
Sean: She said, "Awww, thats so sweet. I'll let you know"
James: That doesn't sound good at all man. Sounds like you just got friend zoned.
Sean: I figured. I assumed that if I helped her with her studies and brought up her grades she would finally go out with me.
James: Sounds like you have the Peter Parker Syndrome.

by monkeyd3128 January 31, 2012

31πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


emo peter parker

The resulting character, attitude, and appearence, when Peter Parker is influenced by the symbiote in the movie Spider-Man 3; distuguishable change in hair style (emo style), some what "sexy" dance moves, and talking in a slang manner

The line :"Fix this damn door!!" was spoken by Emo Peter Parker.

by Chris Cagle September 30, 2007

65πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Peter Parker Syndrome

Being brilliant but lazy.

I could have gottn an A if I didn't suffer from Peter Parker Syndrome.

by DarkElite777 December 4, 2007

58πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Peter Parker Moment

A β€œPeter Parker Moment” or β€œPPM” is when you try to do the right thing, but it just ends up blowing up in your face. Making you worse off than if you just chose to be a worse person in the moment.

Guy 1: β€œMan, Stacy dumped me because I was late to another date!”
Guy 2: β€œWhy we’re you late?”
Guy 1: β€œThere was this cat stuck in a tree, so I went to go save it and it took like 15 minutes.”
Guy2: β€œAw, I’m sorry, man. What a Peter Parker Moment.”

by Ezra Bergenstein January 19, 2022


peter parker pussy

When a women who is not attractive has you caught up in that pussy where you can't leave like a fly caught in a web, that's that peter parker pussy.

I haven't seen my friend in so long because that bitch has peter parker pussy.

by Cupcakessxo February 3, 2014

4πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Peter Parker Syndrome

A condition characterized by waving back to a person greeting someone behind you.

I suffer from a bad case of Peter Parker Syndrome. Now every time someone waves at me, I look over my shoulder instead of waving back!

by Sitbear March 19, 2022

2πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Peter Parker Syndrome

Someone who is totally over obessed with Spiderman memorabilia.

Oh My God, Kelly, did you see his bedroom??!? Eww, This guy totally has Peter Parker Syndrome! Lets get out of here!

by WhalePunch27 July 20, 2009

9πŸ‘ 26πŸ‘Ž