Phelp

to cough into a bong, shooting the weed and bongwater out the stem.

Michael phelped a huge bong hit onto the couch

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Phelps

The kicking of ass at any swimming event worldwide.

I will Phelps you at the relay race this afternoon.

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Phelp

Verb: To own, in light of Michael Phelps' success at the Olympics

Jake: Dude, did you see the Olympics?
Kelly: Yeah, the American swimming team just phelped the competition.

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Phelping

The physical act of orally removing water from a partner's anus that has been forcefully injected due to an unskillful and unclenched cliff jump.

After Veronica jumped off that huge cliff with her unclenched buttocks, Mark was phelping her for 2 hours just to get it all out.

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Phelped

Refering To Michael Phelps.
When Someone Unexpectedly Beats You In Something That You Are Bound To Win.

-Did You See Phil Lose In The Last Seconds Of The Game?

-Yeahh Mike Came Out Of No Where And Beat Him.

-Dang, He Just Got Phelped.

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phelp

as a verb, to completely scramble the intended message of anything in a jaw-droppingly stupid way. Usage: past tense: phelped, present tense: phelping

as a noun, one who performs the actions of the verb. Usage: to be a phelp. calling someone a phelper is also acceptable.

Rick: So I told Julie about the shooting at that nursery school where all those toddlers died and she phelped, saying it's because Eris and Pluto want her to color her hair Cheshire Cat Green even though The Flying Spaghetti Monster forbids colors other than Prego Red and Kraft Nuclear Orange after Samhain in the Fourth Dimension squared with a cherry on top.

Mickey Mouse: That's fucked up dude. She's a true phelp if there ever was one.

Freddy Krueger: I told you that bitch crazy, yo.

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Phelps

A dining hall at Hope College, Holland, MI.

Let's go eat at Phelps

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