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Wenn eine Person sagt dass sie trainieren will, aber dann im letzten Moment verschläft und nicht zum Training erscheint.
"Wollte nicht Philipp mit zum Training kommen?"
"Wollte er, aber er hat den philipp gepullt."
Philippe is a Tropical sex machine. He is good at everything and does magical things. He somehow has done everything and accomplishes things with no explanation.
Have you seen the new kid in our calculus class? He is such a Philippe
Philippe has two personalities:
1. The perfect boyfriend, so sweet and chivalrous and full of life! He always sends you flowers on your birthday and Valentine’s. He tries his hardest to get good grades, but sometimes struggles. He’s like a cuddly bear, always ready for a long hug. He’ll send you long, soppy messages when you’re sad.
2. The friendly cussing and shouting friend who will say outrageous things just to make you laugh
‘I have a date with Philippe later’ ‘I bet he’s a real softie with a name like that!’
Noun:
1. Someone who trolls incessantly regardless of the situation.
2. A person who has achieved peak bullshitness.
3. The art of annoying beyond comprehension.
Adjective:
1. Nonsensical.
Verb (used with object) :
1. To bullshit.
2. To disregard reason as a whole.
3. To expel feces out of mouth in exces
My friend told me that he almost won the lottery and the reason why he didn't win was beacuse the cashier's astrological sign was a Gemini!
Boy, your friend sure philippes a lot.
That man claims that NFTs are a secure and well thought out investment.
He sounds like a philippe I know!
Guy 1: yo bro that Star Wars movie got me really horny i mite do a Philippe.
Guy 2: that sounds like a great idea, mind if i join.