Phobes

Phobes aka bestest person ever is an author on the platform " wit ", and recently, wattpad. Also known as the best author, they are also very, very kind and deserve the whole world.
( + they are also hated by their keyboard so cancel the keyboard )

person: any good books ?
me: read all of phobes' fanfictions or else i'll show up at your window at 3 am

smoke-a-phobe

A smoke-a-phobe (N) is a bigoted, intolerant and un- evolved person against the rights of smokers to consume their nicotine or thc via cigarette, cigar or joint. Often passing laws segregating them from the general population, forcing them into "areas" and otherwise shaming their genetically predetermined desire to inhale smoke. It's bullying and wrong! #endsmoke-a-phobicattitudes!

"Jeff got shamed by six smoke-a-phobes at the bar last night. They told him to get back to his 'area' it was so unprogressive."