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Losing ones hair until you lokk perfectly like Captain Picard.
Damn Daniel is losing his hair...Pretty soon he'll be picard squared
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Slang for Child Porn
Originated as a more subtle way to talk online about Child Porn, or CP, without moderators or adimns noticing.
"Anyone got any Captain Picard?"
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What Capt. Picard did to defeate the Ferangi.
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When a bald man like Picard sticks his huge shiny melon into a mother's huge gape who moments before has expelled her newborn.
"Hey, babe, after Junior comes out, lemme picard poke that sweet gash."
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Earl Grey tea, served hot.
Refers to Capt. Jean-Luc Picard's beverage of choice in Star Trek: The Next Generation
'There's nothing like settling in on a cold evening to enjoy a hot cup of Picard water.'
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What Jean Luc Picard Does whenever danger is around ,Disapears in to his ready room.
Well he is French after all!
Riker: Sir we are surrounded by Romulans!
Riker: sir?
Riker: Where's the Captain?
(INTERCOM): No1 I am in my ready room drinking Tea ,you deal with it!
Data :The Captain has performed the Picard Maneuver
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The two-handed facepalm position made famous by Captain Jean-Luc Picard. For use in cases of intense disappointment, soul-wrenching ethical distress, or upon witnessing profound fail.
When Wesley failed his drive test for the ninth time, his mom promptly assumed the Picard position.
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