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When a man brushes his teeth whilst sitting on the toilet, spits the toothpaste froth between his legs, accidentally covering his penis with the discarded foam leaving him with a Minty Piccolo.
MALE: Cor blimey! That Minty Piccolo feels chilly.
PERSON 1: Would you care for a breath mint?
PERSON 2: No thanks, I've just had a Minty Piccolo.
The worlds most awesome instrument, only instrument better than the trumpet. You can't get higher than a piccolo trumpet, this beast of an instrument makes flutes jealous. This instrument is the loudest instrument which shows the Dominance that all trumpet players have! Whenever we get dissed, we get it you're hella jealous of our bossness.
Hey, why can't you come into work today?
I have to show the ladies how cool I am in band.
Oh really? What instrument do you play?
Piccolo Trumpet.
Oh shit dude, I didn't know you were a literal god.
a madison street performer who rocks an orange jumpsuit to serenade passerbys with the sound of plastic piccolo.
"I swore I saw Piccolo Pete whistling at your girlfriend today"
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What would be the female option of a rusty trombone. In this version, the same anal stimulation is made while the focus is not so much on large and roubust stimulation of the shaft, but the slight and technical motion of the compact button or clitoris.
It was my birthday, so Adam gave me a rusty piccolo for the occasion.
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A small tubular whistling firework that can be hammered flat and made into a small explosive or m80.
DUDE! I blew the fucking trash can lid off with that piccolo pete!
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1: The second chair piccolo player. Usually female, blonde, and attractive. Seemingly useless in most bands or orchestras, as there's rarely a part or need for a second piccolo. Usually ends up sleeping with the conductor/musical director, followed by first trumpet, then the rest of band. Never present when percussion or rhythm section are bumping gear in or out.
2: Anyone brought along on a night out purely for their sex appeal or to be slept with at night's end.
Hey, check out the new 2nd piccolo. How long until she sleeps with the MD?
We're going out, let's bring Claire as a 2nd Piccolo. If there's no hotties at the bar, she'll do just fine.
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Piccolo day is celebrated on the May 9th the day Piccolo sama took the throne!
Homie : Aye Bro its Piccolo Day!
Me : Yeah he is the goat!