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Pinoccho's Closet (noun) : One's downstairs mixup, a collaberation of ones junk assimilating into ones genitals, male or female.
1. I rubbed my pinocchio's closet all over her face after she passed out drunk in the garage
2. My oh my, that girl's pinocchio's closet is a great crevice that is deeper and looser than the worlds mighty oceans
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Sex move when you cum while in her genitals. When she asks, you blatantly lie and act as if nothing happened, yet your penis begins to shrink.
Inspired from Hopsin "When I deliver the penis it lies in the mouth, she call it Pinocchio"
Dave *orgasms*
Hayley: Did you just cum in me?!
Dave: No, I didn't
Hayley: Good because I'm not ready for no child!
Next Day
Dave: Yo, I reverse Pinocchioed my ex last night
Mitch: Your ex?
Dave: Yeah, she left me when she found out.
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The well deserved nickname for the 45th President of the United States.
President Pinocchio is hands down, the most prolific liar, both intentionally and inadvertently due to ignorance, in the history of politics.
After an evening at a strip club, your wife asks you questions about your evening and when you lie to her, you envision the moment and gain a larger erection each time you lie.
Wife--"Hey Honey, did you get any lap dances?"
Hubby--"No, I just sat on the side and watched." (While thinking about his nude erotic massage, pops a pinocchio beef)
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when some one stands over a person who is passed out or sleeping , and proceed to hover over them while tickling the nose with their butt hair and/or asshole.
I went to this hotel party and this drunk girl was passed out so i decided to give her a Rusty Pinocchio while everyone watched and laughed.
When a guy shaves his junk but leaves his ball fro intact.
I ran out of shaving cream today while shaving my junk and ended up having to leave a pinocchio goatee.
When you say whatever it is you gotta say for a chick to have sex with you...
"To be honest, I have always really wanted to have a relationship. I'd like to tell you its because I am like a player or something. You'd probably respect me more. yeah... I know dating suicide right? I got no game whatsoever. honestly... you just seem kinda awesome and I'd probably regret it tomorrow if I didn't tell you right now that you are like the coolest bitch I have met in a very very long time. I am so focused on my career, but now I'm realizing none of that really matters right? on the flip side I can finally afford to give anyone the life they want and I really can make time to do so."
Yeah Nikki- go pee. don't be silly.
Dude- I couldn't help but notice you admiring that line of bull shit. reeled her in off POF. nothing wrong with a little penis pinocchio nah mean? about to take her home. my parents are out of town.
let me guess her intent was looking for a relationship. those chicks are a bunch of dum dums.
High five playa!
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