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Person 1) Is Chesney Hawks coming out tonight?
Person 2) No, he's having a pitty party, because he's got a big mole on his face.
Person 3) Oh!
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some one you feel bad for because they are picked on and have no freinds so you tell them your theyr freind even though you realy just feel bad for them.
after I told him i was his freind he wont leave me alone i realy hate him hes just my "pitty friend' that stalks me.
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Sex with clothes ones clothes on. For those who are not interested or not sober enough to engage in sex. Also considered foreplay.
"Girl I wanted to do the real thing, but all he wanted to do was pitty pat around."
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The act of giving a male, or anyone with a penis, a hand-job with one's armpit. Moving in a fast, fire starting, motion. Not to be confused with 'pity fuck'.
Man, that girl gave one mean pitty fuck.
"That girl just blew my mind" "what happened bro?" "she pitty fucked the shit out of me"
Girls who pitty fuck are slores.
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Having a drink with someone only because they're drinking alone and you feel bad about letting them do this.
I came home and my husband was drinking. I didn't want to watch him drink alone so I had a pitty drink with him,
When two people are having sexual relations and one of them is not into it but continue to do it just because.
That girl I took home last night was smokin hot but I had to give her a Pitty pump cause she smelled sour down there!
When your coffee shop employee or any employee is so miserable you feel you need to give a dollar tip out of pitty.
I gave the trashy chick at dunkins a pitty buck.
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The stripper was having an off night so I threw down a pitty buck.