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something that rania monica vahe mircea nd demetri can never follow ...
We planned to watch "Black Cat White Cat" a few thousand times but we end up getting drunk and talking about anal sex ...
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When you plan on having unprotected, amazing sex for a couple days and buy the Plan B pill at Walgreens or CVS before mentioned couple days of mind blowing sex.
One time I was planning on plan b because I was planning on having a dirty weekend.
I had to get the plan b one time one after a frantic morning when the condom broke,upon arrival home I realized that there's an effing coupon for that ish! It was actually nice to know in case I ever was planning a plan b.
I think planning a plan b is a bit inhumane, and harsh on ones body, but ultimately somewhat responsible.
Planning a plan b is better than pulling and praying.
If condoms weren't lame I wouldn't ever plan a plan b.
I've never planned a plan b, but have often thought about these things.
It's better to have some sort of plan than no plan, better start planning a plan b
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Shit man i lost the floor plan 2 this house were suppose 2 build so lets make up our own!
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Bro #1: You nail that girl, bro?
Bro #2: Nailed her raw and filled her tank.
Bro #1: So fucking chill, she on the pill?
Bro #2: No.
Bro #1: You take her for some Plan B?
Bro #2: Not really my style. I'll probably wait a few months and then take her in for some Plan A.
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When you took your plan B prior to indulging in short term sexual activities.
Thot on Saturday night : “Gurllllllllll, plan A tonight! I took plan B in the Uber!”
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The excuse under which many college and university students wave productive but time consuming and effort-required things off such as getting swole at the gym, preparing healthy meals or studying - to engage in unproductive behaviour such as, but not limited to: smoking marijuana, eating cheetos and vigorously masturbating.
Bro #1 - Sup dood wanna start hitting the gym and become swolemates?
Bro #2 - Nah man that ain't me, I got plans.
Bro #1 - Ew man that's gross, TMI.
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An awesome LAN party hosted on Prom night, in which the participants dress in formal clothing, and eat snack food and play videogames.
A replacement prom for everyone who didn't want to have to see dry sex on a dancefloor.
Man. pLAN was so awesome. Way better than that lame ass prom.
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