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When one asks a smart, soft spoken, innocent person to leave anywhere they are unwanted using the words 'get the fuck out of our table!' as everyone else sits in stunned silence. afterwards it is customary to have a party and invited everyone but the one who was exiled from wherever.
1. When are we gonna carry out the plan, i really wanna have that party at marks house.
2. do it, only good megan can carry out the plan.
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something that rania monica vahe mircea nd demetri can never follow ...
We planned to watch "Black Cat White Cat" a few thousand times but we end up getting drunk and talking about anal sex ...
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When you plan on having unprotected, amazing sex for a couple days and buy the Plan B pill at Walgreens or CVS before mentioned couple days of mind blowing sex.
One time I was planning on plan b because I was planning on having a dirty weekend.
I had to get the plan b one time one after a frantic morning when the condom broke,upon arrival home I realized that there's an effing coupon for that ish! It was actually nice to know in case I ever was planning a plan b.
I think planning a plan b is a bit inhumane, and harsh on ones body, but ultimately somewhat responsible.
Planning a plan b is better than pulling and praying.
If condoms weren't lame I wouldn't ever plan a plan b.
I've never planned a plan b, but have often thought about these things.
It's better to have some sort of plan than no plan, better start planning a plan b
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Shit man i lost the floor plan 2 this house were suppose 2 build so lets make up our own!
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The excuse under which many college and university students wave productive but time consuming and effort-required things off such as getting swole at the gym, preparing healthy meals or studying - to engage in unproductive behaviour such as, but not limited to: smoking marijuana, eating cheetos and vigorously masturbating.
Bro #1 - Sup dood wanna start hitting the gym and become swolemates?
Bro #2 - Nah man that ain't me, I got plans.
Bro #1 - Ew man that's gross, TMI.
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An awesome LAN party hosted on Prom night, in which the participants dress in formal clothing, and eat snack food and play videogames.
A replacement prom for everyone who didn't want to have to see dry sex on a dancefloor.
Man. pLAN was so awesome. Way better than that lame ass prom.
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a litany of complaints
"John Kerry's plan is a litany of complaints." - GWB
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