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Someone with a huge ego that should not have one; someone who brags at being good at something when their terrible at it. Also this person lies a lot.
Tom said that he was great at skateboarding, but when i asked him to go down the ramp, he fell and broke one of the wheels of his board; he is such a plonk!
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A Chinese Karen
Some chinky person who thinks she owns
Everyone and everything
“ shutup you absolute plinky plonk, man ain’t no raaas claat bomboclaat fookin EEEEEdiot…”
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too repeatedly whack someone on the head with a hammer.
`hey jim` `hey bob, guess what i did last night` `what?!` `i got plinkety-plonked` `wow, that must have felt good`
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The unusual sexual act of inserting Alker Seltzer up your rectum, followed by a quick hand shandy, and the imminent eruption of Jizz. See also Fizzing.
Pauls conventional Sunday afternoon hand shandy in front of the telly was taking a lot longer than usual so to speed him up he changed tact and decided on a Plink Plonk Jizz
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"hey billy, check out that swimming fat person."
"Hey, it'll be really fun to plonk za pony."
"yeah!"
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When a male cow is having sexual intercourse with you and violently sharts all over your cock and balls
I masturbated to Greg doing a yonky plonk in the field yesterday
aircraftman second class in the RAF
He had recently been on leave, wearing the uniform of an AC Plonk (newly joined airman) …