polak

One of the Polish nationality. Hitler's first target. Homeland of King Brainwash i.e. The Pope.

Archie Bunker liked to make fun of Polaks.

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Confused Polak

A polish person who is led to believe they are Ukrainian. Usually Migrated to North America. Their parents are usually born in Poland.

Q: So Ulana whats your background? A: Ukrainian
Q: Where were your parents born? A: Poland
You Confused Polak

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Captain Polak

A Polish man known for his destructive clumsiness and ridiculous antics.

James tripped over his laundry basket and headbutted a hole in the closet door. Captain Polak strikes again!!!!

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The Smooth Polak

the smooth polak is a polish guy who is very smooth. He always says yessss. He should have an italian best friend or else he is not a smooth polak. He usually dances good and has fowhawk. He should be polish and at least knows what pescha means.

An example of The Smooth Polak would be Robert Ambrozy.

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Dirty Polak

Someone having sex with homeless people.

I got one from that dirty polak around the corner.

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Emili Gustović Polak

Stupid dumbass hoe from Pula, she always yells and hits me. Love you <3

#1: Emili Gustović Polak is yelling again...
#2: I know she is so annoying.

Polak-says-what-index

An index describing the level of "Polak" in a given sentence. Perhaps best used by Michael Scott, Regional Manager of Dunder Mifflin Scranton, in a lecture given to a local business school in Scranton.

Business School Student: "How has your Herfindahl index declined since the merger?"
Michael Scott: "Nice try. How's your Polak-says-what-index?"
Business School Student: "What?"
Michael Scott: "Thanks Kowalski"

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