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being so indescribably cringe that you throw away your whole life to play league of legends.
man that guy has el polka syndrome! He plays ints in league so much
Kissing each and every polka dot on an item of clothing worn by one’s significant other.
Whenever Jamila wears that pattern on her panties she knows she’s gonna get her some polka dot kisses.
The emperor always wanted people to think he/ she was loose and not uptight when that was convienient, then to think that he/she was wholesome and serious when that was convienient. He/she looked like a clown in his/her polka dot underwear, and no longer had to be concerned about his/her appearance to the world, or what people thought of him/her the way everybody else was.
The emperor looked like a clown in his/her polka dot underwear.
A term used to describe sex.
Four poster is the term used to describe a large double bed that has four posts on each corner.
Horizontal polka is a Hungarian term for sex.
I was kept awake by the couple next door making four poster polka all night.
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When you release your kidney stone into a women's vagina.
After Jordan gave Erin the Pennsylvania Polka-Dot, the rock caused noticeable scarring in her Fallopian tubes.
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A pink sock that turns out to have cancer of the colon.
Jeff: Hey Heinrich, what are you doing here at the hospital?
Heinrich: I gave Jennifer a pink sock, only it turned out to be polka dot sock instead of pink.
Jeff: What the...?
Heinrich: She has cancer.
Jeff: are you saying she smokes?
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