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Used by a British friend of mine in the sense of dawdling, especially, engaging in displacement activities to avoid the task at hand.
Stop poncing about and get back to work.
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A male individual who exudes a metrosexual appearance, but who would most certainly be able to beat the shit out of anyone who referred to him as "metro". Can probably be seen in the company of 2-5 very gorgeous women at any time*, but most likely when "cruising" the town. A modern day Casanova. Drinks heartily, but not excessively. Has an automobile that although well-kept, and pricey, is not gaudy, or flashy. This individual exudes confidence, and said confidence would most likely get him into the prickliest of situations, as well as allow him to resolve any problem with a suave, smooth talking linguistic ability, and an oddly blunt charm.
*The word "ponce" was once considered British slang for someone who was a pimp.
Did you see how easily he convinced her to go home with him? He's such a ponce.
That guy is like the king of ponces, anything he wants, he gets.
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A British slang word that can be translated into American lingo in several ways.
1. It can be used in the way Americans use the words fag or queer to refer to someone who is:
* A homosexual: "Joe is proud to be a ponce."
* A man who is not homosexual but displays effeminate or overly diva like behaviors: "I wish Joe would stop wearing all that cologne shit. He smells like a bloody ponce."
* As an insult to a man who may not be homosexual and/or effeminate, but is someone you hate: "Joe really pissed me off yesterday with that stunt. If that ponce pulls that shit again today, I'm going to kick his ass."
2. Ponce can be used like the words wuss or pussy to describe someone you feel is weak in some way: "So Joe and I came to blows the other day. He fights like a fucking ponce though so I wasn't hurt in the fight."
Joe is proud of the fact he a ponce.
I wish Joe would stop bathing in cologne. He smells like a bloody ponce.
Joe pissed me off yesterday. If that ponce pulls that shit again, I'm going to kick his ass.
Joe and I got into a fight, but he hits like a total ponce so I wasn't hurt at all.
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a roomate who is a man but acts completely like a woman, therefore becoming a woman
dude your roomate is such a ponce he expected me to open the door for him.
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A person who spends large ammounts of time or money trying to make themselves appear cool, but perhaps in a peculiar manner, buying expensive and peculiar items of clothing or spending large ammounts of time doing peculiar activites, that are overly expensive such as water skiing or playing xbox.
Camille: "Sophie do you want to go out and get some curry"
Sophie: "Na might stay in and try and get a handjob on the xbox from that myles guy and be careful don't spill Curry on my new Prada's £500 they were"
Camille: "After we can spend bare time on urban dictionary and playing bounce yeah?"
Sophie: "Sure, better than trying on girl's shoes and wearing a fur trapper thats so ponce"
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A ponce, typically male, is one who enjoys the scent of his own farts, more than he enjoys the company of others.
"I dare say, that Richard Dawkins is such a ponce."
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