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when u dip ur penis in some poop it becomes poonis
"dip my penis in some poop call it a poonis" - james budahar
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A derogatory term for young, sex-craving women/sluts.
Hey, son, did you see all those poonies running around town?
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combination of penis and poon;
1)can be used in reference to a dike, tranny, homo, etc.
2)can be used to express how ugly a person is.
3)when your swimsuit is old and ratty and it sags at the crotch, it looks like a poonis.
That dike must have a poonis, I can't tell what it is.
That bitch looks like a poonis.
Get a new swimsuit you look like you have a poonis.
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What you get after fucking a guy in the ass when he hasn't taken a dump in a few days. A Penis covered in Poo.
Grandpa (in a pirate voice): arrrrrgggg, Billy. Me matey. Shiver me anus!
Billy: first mate reporting for duty!
Grandpa: 'tis a fine instrument you got there, Billy. All hands on the poop deck.
Billy: oh Gramps. Here it comes...
Grandpa: garrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr. That's the stuff.
10 minutes later:
Billy: awwwwww - sick. Grandpa, I have a Poonis.
Grandpa: yarrrr. Gross. Time for a colostomy bag...
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n.(Pou'nis)-common word used to depreciate the value of another's existence.
Man you suck. Quit being such a poonis!
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