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when a (usually immature) person persistently cracks jokes about potty like things, such as tits, poo, snot, knobs etc..
ed: it'a not fair..
potty humour boy: haa, you said snot.
sarah draws a picture of a cucumber
potty humour boy: haa, that's a dick. all you need is two oranges to make balls.
one who uses foul language such as damn, fuck shit or shite, muther fucker, etc.
if you would like an example video tape yourself saying the above definition outloud and watch the tape. you will find that you are an excellent potty mouth
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When you are fine and then all of a sudden...BOOM. You have to go potty.
I was at the gym when I got hit with a Boom Potty
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The act of hopping repeatedly with the thighs pressed tightly together when one's bladder is full to avoid an involuntary release of urine.
Hurry up in there, I'm doing the potty dance here!
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Sitting on a pity potty is a more solitary exercise than going to a pity party, but both describe feeling sorry for one-self.
While sitting on the pity pot, the victim bemoans his or her own fate, usually only making comparisons with those more fortunate--those richer, smarter, funnier, sexier, and better looking. And in far less trouble!
"Oh, woe be me!" is a common thought, as is "Oh shit, oh damn!"
Any recovering addict spends a lot of time first sitting on the pity pot and will strongly resemble a baby or toddler at early toilet-training. When addicts finally start to work their twelve step program, they gradually learn how to accept responsibility for their own body functions and actions, do the right thing, and become productive members of society. At this point, the initial work is done, and the addict is able to get off the pot. Who flushes it, is irrelevant. At least the addict has stopped all that whining.
Pity pottier: "I'm such a lump of shit. Nobody likes me. Nobody loves me."
Other: "I love you. I like you."
Pity pottier: "You don't count. You must obviously be a loser too."
Other (groans): "Oh, come on! Will ya get off that pity potty already?"
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Potty training is when you train your kid to use the restroom correctly
Mom : sweetie, I'm going to work tomorrow
James:ok
Mom: ah!! I just pissed in my pants !!
Boss:you need to get potty training finished today.
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