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Also abbreviated as EPM; A group of people who exist in circles on Twitter, US Elections Atlas, and in our polling institutions that twist the data to favor their side in order to change the outcome of the election.
The Election Prediction Mafia was trolled excellently by fans of Red Eagle yesterday when they confirmed their analysis of the most recent primary to be completely false.
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Replacement of your intended word by your cell phone's predictive text feature because you failed to space or were too quick (or thought you were) and you were really off a key and your cell didn't know what the hell you meant so it helped you out without your request. Strangely enough, sometimes you appreciate this feature because you can't always spell everything you'd like to say (but the cell can)!
"If you were turning to reach me, I was in the shower. - unrequested predictive text confused your slippery fingers and when you meant to say, "trying," it thought you meant turning. TOTALLY changes the meaning!
From the song by the Kaiser Chiefs of the same name. Usually shouted at close quaters blurring the words together to sound like "ipredictariot". Used often in kitchens when very busy to exclaim the manic nature of working in a resturant and kitchen. The reply is often yes mate or i predict a riot in an even more incomprehensible nature. Usually the quicker and faster you say it the better.
James: "fuck me, i predict a riot!"
Gary: "YES MATE!"
Kit: "IPREDICTARIOT!!!"
Mark:"skang ding"
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See, for an INTJ it is easy for me to predict people’s motives after only a while of observation.
The Jewish administration of this website is laughing at you people. Heehee, Dumfuqs.
He’s like a spider that has trapped flies into his web.
You people have become very predictable and dull
When your phone changes a perfectly good word to something that makes no sense
Predictive spetch on my phone is at it again
I totally predicted that shit though. I couldn't have been more clear! I said A+B=C amd you guys were all "Go fuck yourself Hym! You don't know nothing! I read a book and my boss said I got the highest status he's have seen! It's over 9000!"
Hym "I don't know man. Maybe it's only predictable if you're *burp* a genius... You know? Like me?"