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Pregnant without a period. "Prego" is short for pregnant, and "Ragu" is red like blood. If you're pregnant you dont get your period.
"Did you hear Eva got knocked up again? Yep, prego with no ragu."
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my eggo is prego means a girl is knocked up."pregnant"
boyfriend: hey that was amazing last night!!
girlfriend: i know!! your were awesome in the bed!
one month later...
boyfriend: hey you want to meet me at my place later, my parents are gone?!
girlfriend: can't. MY EGGO IS PREGO!! remember last month?!
boyfriend: oh god.
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To impregnate a bitch.
Mom... Josh prego'd my eggo.
Can I prego your eggo?
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dont tell anyone but word on the street is that girl is el prego
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When a male is getting a blowjob or a handjob, the girl thinks that everything is safe because she has no chance of getting pregnant without having vag sex. then after the male ejaculates, he scoops up some cum with his hand and sticks his spermy hand rite into the female's vagina.
That bitch is gonna be toasting in u for atleast 9 months after my Leggo My Prego.
Now you gotta get me my french toast sticks or i'm leaving u and that baby.
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cum. That stuff that fertilizes a females egg.
Chris: Bitch got owned in the face by that prego sauce.
Ryan: No shit! I seen that same ho sucking it up like water.
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A high 5, from a man to a woman, which results in the woman becoming pregnant.
I was so excited after that 49ers playoff win that I wacked the pud for a few minutes until achieving sweet jizz release. Due to my euphoric state i neglected to wash my hands. After entering the bar I ran into that sexy bartender who is also a 9ers fan and gave her a tremendous 5 finger prego punch, resulting in transportation of DNA from my hand to hers. She was so turned on by our hand slap that she earnestly and eagerly went somewhere private to masturbate. 9 months later I became a dad.
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