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BEST COWBOY IN 2016!!! Go cowboys
Dak prescott is goin take us to the ship
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A celebrity who is incredibly gorgeous, talented, and just an all around sweetheart. Her fanbase calls themselves "Kathiests" and she is a Skins UK alum. She currently stars in MTV's new hit show, Finding Carter as Carter Stevens. 💕
"Kathryn Prescott is so gorgeous! I wish I looked like her!"
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Contrary to popular belief, Dak is not trash. He’s lead the Dallas Cowboys to 3 winning seasons in each of his first 3 seasons. He’s 32-16 as a starter and is 2nd in wins only behind Tom Brady since 2016. Overall has better stats than Carson Wentz, besides TD:INT ratio. Has ACTUALLY started in playoff games unlike Wentz. Dak is 13-5 against the NFC east. ( Could’ve been 12-4 if it weren’t for that bs loss against the Redskins in 2018). This upcoming 2019 NFL season Dak is facing some tough competition, so it’ll be a way to prove Cowboys haters wrong. Plus most people spend their time hating on the Cowboys and on Dak than following their team.
Person 1: Man that Dak Prescott guy is kinda good
Person 2: Whattttt, he plays for the cowboys so he’s trash
Person 1: *proceeds to show Person 2 Daks accomplishments and accolades*
Person 2: *still being ignorant* He’s still trash
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Britain's most awesome politician, this man should be fucking Prime Minister.
Known for pissing in public and knocking mullet headed welsh men the fuck out
Real politicians aren't afraid of slapping the stupid public around every now and then
Some Cunt: Oi Two Jags!
Two Jags: What the fuck? Come ere you southern twat, *WHACK* Now stay down, you little bastard
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Wow. I didn't realize this was a thing until now, but I can definitely confirm that the Prescott girls are Princesses.
People who've been within the Christian Fellowship Ministries for a generation or more have known that the Prescott girls are two-faced, self-important, slanderers, mockers, false-converts, hypocritical, fake... you name it.
The Prescott Princesses are more interested in their ritual "fashion show" they hold at every church meeting and church event than they are interested in becoming a Christian.
Prescott Princesses have every opportunity to learn better and to grow as Christians from the teaching in that church, but Prescott Princesses treat all things church related as just a social event they rule over.
They bully with impunity, backstab, isolate people, then they rally their troops to blame their victims if a victim takes issues to the Pastor.
That's a huge 'if', too, because everyone knows calling out a Prescott Princess will only make everything worse, so people choose to silently suffer.
To talk about the problems, the code word is to say "I feel rejected" and everyone knows what you're talking about.
I hope to attend conference without incident from one of the Prescott Princesses.
An embarressment to New Labour because he belives in outdated things like Social justice and speaking plainly.
Drives two jags, so what, lots of people have two cars, at least these ones are British related.
Oh and once punched some mullet headed hick because he thought that the hick had started to attack him.
round 1: John '2 jags' Prescott v. Farmer '3 Toyotas, 2 Subarus and 6 tractors' Giles
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(Verb)
To slide into power; take control smoothly
Donald Trump just pulled a Dak Prescott on Obama. We're all gonna die.
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