primo

The exact moment when one has had just enough alcohol to be as intoxicated as possible without ralphing a big one all over those around you.

Dude 1: "Hey dude, want some more beer?"
Dude 2: "No, dude. I'm at a primo level."

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primo mafioso

the superior form of gangstar

guy 1: I wanna be primo mafioso
guy 2: no more drug

Primo

A pimp

He gets so many girls ,he's such a primo!

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primo pussy

An excellent vagina, perfect for engaging in sexual activity with.

(jacking off)
(vagina close up)
"Ayyy that's some primo pussy"

Stäncé Primo

Latin for "zero taste," often used by middle-class "artsy" kids in reference to their vehicles which may or may not be giant piles of shit depending on which bong you smoked out of.

Check out Mike's BMW, it has no bumper, a rusted to bitch hood, and roof racks. That shit is stäncé primo!

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Primo Burg

When you get par or under in a burger themed mini-golf course. Originates from the game Pizza Tower.

That last hole was a primo burg!

primo victoria

THE FUCKING BEST SONG FROM THE SWDISH BAND SABATON

woha he is so cool he's lisning to primo victoria