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procrastibating

When one is masturbating so they don't have to do something important. i.e. Homework, Project, etc.

Im procrastibating instead of doing my Language Arts project

by McCrackhead September 13, 2010

21πŸ‘ 13πŸ‘Ž


Procrastibate

To procrastibate is to prioritize masturbation over other things that you need to do.
It is to put off doing something until later, but in the meantime you decide that it is better to beat the meat than to do nothing.

No way man, I'm too lazy, I procrastibate a lot.

by N0ahBee March 15, 2011


Procrastibation

Noun. the act of masturbating as a means of delaying or putting off work.

-Origin: From the 16th Century French 'ProcrastibatΓ­on'

Working in the library makes procrastibation challenging, if not impossible.

by Barry Charmer March 25, 2012


Procrastibation

Originated from the words masturbate and procrastinate.

It is the act of procrastinating way over the limit until it all blows up in your face. It rarely feels good as you rather have somebody else do it for you, but in the end all your doing is fucking yourself.

"I was just sitting there after procrastibation and thought, what now?

by JuHwang September 9, 2011

8πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Procrastibation

When one procrastinates by masterbating.

I didn't get anymore work done last night after a rabid case of procrastibation set it.

by jimmydercat November 2, 2010

5πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


procrastibate

Procrastination by masterbation

All i did was procrastibate all day long and got no work done.

by Tripp36 August 4, 2008

12πŸ‘ 9πŸ‘Ž


Procrastibator

Some one who puts off some thing to masturbate.

That guy is a real procrastibator. He spent the whole day masturbating instead of doing his report that's due tommorow

by OoJesusoO April 26, 2011

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