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1) A port-manteau of procrastination and masturbation.
2) The act of masturbating in order to put off doing something else for as long as possible (not always an intentional practice).
First guy: Did you pay the rent?
Second guy: No, I was too busy masturbating.
First guy: You have to stop your procrasturbation, dude!
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Masturbating to avoid doing work.
No, I havent started the paper, I've been procrasturbating.
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procrastinating by masturbating!
I don't want to do my homework so I procrasturbated.
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to masturbate when you should be doing something more constructive.
I should have been doing laundry but I decided to procrasturbate all day instead.
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the act of masturbating when you should really be doing something else.
Mom: "Jimmy, are you done with your project that's due tomorrow?
Jimmy: "Ummm, almost mom."
Mom: "Jimmy quit procrasturbating, you're gonna fail your class and go blind!!"
Procrasturbation is a grade killer
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n. to avoid work by masturbating.
I didn't feel like working on my novel so, instead, i just lay around procrasturbating.
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Someone who puts off doing work and masturbates instead. procrastinator + masturbator.
Will didn't even do his project lasnight he stayed up all night jerking it, he's such a procrasturbator.
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