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Professor Frink

Scientist-like person on The Simpsons that tends to mumble and use the word "glayven" a lot

Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, he likes to run, and then the thing, with the......... person.....oh boy.... that monkey is gonna pay.

by The Neiler July 10, 2003

47πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


professor finessor

noun: comes from the English words professor and finesse.

only an absolute straight savage can be a professor finessor.

only one person you know can be a professor finessor: two professor finessors is unheard of.

annunciation: (PRO-FES-R FI-NES-R)

"That dude's a baller!"

"That's my guy!"
"I call him professor finessor"

by Sir Rufus Rumpshire VII February 19, 2018


Bussy Professor

To be a bussy professor is to be of the wiser and more elite kind, therefore not everyone can be a bussy professor. The qualifications to be a professor of such significance is to get the most bussy in the entire planet. You’ve never seen anyone get as much bussy as a bussy professor.

Keanu Reeves and Sylvester Stallone are definitely bussy professors. Have you seen Pony Danza recently, he’s for sure out being a legendary bussy professor.

by Mike Ockherts May 8, 2022


Professor Dog

The famous UC Barkeley teacher that is famous for teaching Ecodogmics AND Algebark. He is also a dog.

Professor Dog: And that sums up the reasoning behind why cats purr and not bark.
Student: Why would you purr when you could bark? If I was a cat I would say fuck purr.
Professor Dog: Excuse me, but did you just say fuck Professor Dog?

by Tweeaaked September 3, 2008

36πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


professor pronunciation

The unusual pronunciation of common words by university professors.

My history professor says "Po-land" instead of "Poland." Is it really the land of the Po?

I thought "God" rhymed with "odd" but my professor says "Gah-haw-d" as if it had three syllables.

Dude, that's professor pronunciation; get used to it.

by chingaleta December 31, 2009

344πŸ‘ 92πŸ‘Ž


Professor Membrane

Professor Membrane is an awesome scientist in the best show ever to come out of Nickelodeon, "Invader Zim". He is the father of Dib (Zim's arch-nemesis) and Gaz. Unfortunately since evil Nickelodeon cancelled the show we will never find out more about this eccentric randomly yelling scientist guy. Professor Membrane is also know for the creation of "Super toast" which sounds pretty awesome to me.

"Not now son, I'm making TOAST!" -Professor Membrane (exclaiming to Dib)

by invader_adie October 22, 2009

70πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Facebook Professor

A dingus (male or female) that thinks because they like science pages and share their posts, that they have a PhD from Facebook University.

Okay bruh we get it that Bill Nye is cool, No need to be a Facebook Professor about it.

by Butholeman August 7, 2015