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a promise is something you'd use to see if you can trust a person, ppl who say things like promises are meant to be broken are ppl who have never met somewun that they actually trust.

i promise that i won't tell her

by supergrl July 24, 2005

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Promises, Promises

Never had a doubt
In the beginning
Never a doubt
Trusted too true
In the beginning
I loved you right through
Arm in arm we laughed like kids
At all the silly things we did

You made me promises promises
Knowing I'd believe
Promises promises
You knew you'd never keep

Second time around
I'm still believing words that you said
You said you'd always be here
"In love forever"
Still repeats in my head
You can't finish what you start
If this is love it breaks my heart

You made me promises promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises promises
Why do I believe

Arm in arm we laughed like kids
At all the silly things we did
You can't finish what you start
If this is love it breaks my heart

You made me promises promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises promises
Why do I believe
All of your promises
You knew you'd never keep
Promises, promises
Why do I believe

Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises
Promises

by Death Menace November 19, 2022

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The Promise

A promise given to a bed mate or mates in which, if they do not agree to sex the promisegiver steadfastly will masterbate. (Works 50% of the time all of the time)

Jenny if you don't have sex with me I am going to have sex with myself. Trust me I will I am giving you The promise.

by That dudeification July 21, 2010


promise

A really shitty and conceited person. Doesn't know what a friend is. Good at manipulating and doesn't care about who or what she does it to, as long as she gets her way. Usually seen as a snake.

That girl Promise is a wreck!

by bobbilovesvagina October 27, 2019


The Promise

Offer of fellatio or a blow job that never happens to induce compliance with female demands; from the Sweet Potato Queens

I made him the Promise, so he would mow the lawn.

by cornholio October 5, 2003

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promise

something that was made to be broken.

a promise made is a promise broken.

by TheDirector January 13, 2007

23๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


promise

To make and break; to say and not do

Babe I promise I'll call (3 days later...)

by soccer_blondie July 23, 2005

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