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Surge Protector

a socket extension for plugs with an inbuilt fuse that prevents high voltage surges of electricity travelling through the plugs to electronic devices and destroyig them

"dammit there was a power surge in my house last night and my computer went bust, i need a surge protector to plug my computer into so it wont happen again."

by Benguin January 24, 2007

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Boyfriend Protector

When a young man (aka. indie rocker who would otherwise be standing with his hands in his pockets or tapping his foot lightly while doing a slight head bob) puts his arms around his significant other and then stands with his legs apart as if to ward off wild wolves (but actually to "lay claim" * to his significant other).

*Note: The use of the "boyfriend protector" is a phallocentric gesture.

Bif: "Jeez, look at that mo-fo putting tha boyfriend protector on his lady."

Gordo: "Ugh. I hope he dies."

by Anse Bundren October 2, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


pocket protectors

Things that Stump uses in his pockets to keep his shirts clean from leaky pens...

Pocket protectors are plastic, nerdy, black envelope like.

by Diana Dewey October 25, 2007

12๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Box protector

A woman who blocks cocks and blocks all chances of anyone scoring with her. She protects her vagina. Also may block the vagina of a friend, protecting her friends box and blocking all Cock from getting in

That hot girl at the party was totally gonna flash me, but her fat friend was being a box protector and told her no!!

by Bud Hohle October 5, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Penis Protector

also known as a Cup it is inserted into a jock strap, undies or something similar to protect the genitals

When playing sports with fast moving objects that may hit you in the genitals like Ice Hockey, Cricket, Lacrosse you may consider using a Penis Protector be male or female.

by Nacimod March 9, 2012


rib protectors

Huge female breasts that offer protection to the rib cage due to their density and overhang.

"Holy shit, look at the rib protectors on her!!!"

by Greengoddess May 20, 2014


fanny protector

Helping a fellow girl get away from a creep

Be my fanny protector and help me get away from is ugly guy

by Girl with a vagina July 26, 2017