Psyched

Teh ubercool person. Too good for you. You don't even have the coolness to be looking at this. Go find something else to do with your time, losah.

Damn, that guy's login is Psyched! Man, he's cool.

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psych

(slang) To say something and not mean it or mean the opposite. (see sike) Messing with someone's mind. Derived from the psychological term "psyche" which is defined as 1) The mind; 2) The spirit or soul; 3) the mind as the center of thought, emotion, and behavior. (wikipedia)

(on the beach) "Dude, look at that smooth hot guy over there with the swimmer's build!"
('victim' turns to find a really unattractive man)
"PSYCH!"

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Psyche Goji

"迷幻枸杞"
a Chinese content creator named Joe who gives you the illusion that you know English ...in 3 minutes.

- OMG, Joe just uploaded!
- Who's Joe?
- That Psyche Goji dude. C'mon, you watched him!

Psyche ward

Referring to all ages (but particularly youth in this case.)
A place that people are forcefully sent to receive psychiatric "help" by unsympathetic staff (including psychiatrists) that don't know what the fuck they're doing, let alone give a shit other than the fact that it's their job.
Kids and teenagers are shoveled in like dogs in a pound. A majority of the time, nothing gets solved...If anything, it adds to your trauma with the horrors of what you see there and how you're treated.

Also, in general, you're told that everything is YOUR fault because friends, family, or societal influences totally had nothing to do with your illness or whatever the fuck landed you, or ANYONE in there in the first place.
It's basically one step above jail.

"My parents sent me to a psyche ward for a month to get better because I did (xyz).
Wow, after that helpful experience, I certainly feel better about my life and all of humanity!"

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psych nah

A saying meaning "just joking"

Teacher: Don't kill the ants!
Student: Why not? Are you their leader? Psych Nah!

Publish Psyched

When you hoped to be published, but instead get "Publish Psyched"

Person 1: Hey, did your word get published in Urban Dictionary?

Person 2: No. I got "Publish Psyched"

Person 3: Bummer.

psyche ward

A hospital for the care and treatment of patients affected with acute or chronic mental illness. Also called mental hospital.

after striping, she went to a psyche ward.

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