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(n.) a sexual maneuver while as the man is doing the girl from behind he grabs her arms and spreads them out wide and flaps them. she makes noises that resemble a pterodactyl.
*man grabs her arms and flaps them*
"PTERODACTYL!!!"
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Known to be the horniest of all dinosaurs. Prefers to have group mating sessions with a blonde human female, often while the young pterodactyl watches.
If you google pterodactyl porn, you find the hottest blonde throat deep in a dino threesome.
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Background: Snoop's song "step yo game up" ..at the end it was a little confusing to figure out what he was saying.
Mike convinced Jessica that it is a sex position.
Definition: When a girl is on her back with her legs spread open like a pterodactyl and the guy is fucking her with his backside facing her and as they are fucking her legs flap like a pterodactyl. It ads more force and depth to the penetration. Screeching is optional..but recommended.
damn...fuck kamasutra..try the pterodactyl
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getting so intoxicated off multiple substances, that you run around immitating the prehistoric bird and making a complete ass out of yourself.
Kayla has reached pterodactyl guys...
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when a woman kneels in a half circle of men, she blows the one in the middle whilst giving a handjob to each side participant, thus mimicking the movement of a flying pterodactyl. AAAAAWWWW!!!!!
this chick was a total slut and gave johnny, bobby and mike the pterodactyl!
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The girl (Pterodactyl) is in doggystyle simultaneously performing fellatio on one guy in front of her, jerking off two guys on both sides, and taking it doggystyle from a 4th guy behind her. Her hand, mouth, ass motions, and gulping noises resemble a pterodactyl.
Bitch was down for anything. We wasn't lookin to run a train, so we gave her the pterodactyl.
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to smoke so much weed that you feel like you are flying higher than a Pterodactyl.
i am going to sit on the couch watch robot chicken and smoke till i am Pterodactyled.
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