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wank puffin

(Adj) Used to describe a floppy haired idiot with moronic views, a face like a microwaved piece of play-do and the insight of a Kappa tracksuit. Typically found in North America but there are many of these types to be found around the world.

Donald Trump is an absolute wank puffin.

by SPANGLED February 28, 2016

38πŸ‘ 14πŸ‘Ž


puffin muffin

an extraordinary woman who knows what a man needs in life. important-- she is as cute as a puffin while as tasty as a muffin. like the puffin she is responsible and mature. but like the muffin, she is healthy little snack that will brighten anyone's day. not to be confused with muffin puffin.

what? you sent me a card with an octopus even though i can't even get an envelope to send you a letter? gosh darn, woman, you are a puffin muffin.

how dare you judge me! i am a man's puffin muffin and don't you ever talk to me again!

by ruffin muffin October 5, 2009

28πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


muffin puffin

oral sex on a woman

when we get back to her apartment, I intend to do some extended muffin puffin.

by StevieKay January 24, 2003

57πŸ‘ 32πŸ‘Ž


snuggle puffin'

the act of simultaneously snuggling and puffin' on God's finest with your equally stoned significant other.

The two nympho's couldn't keep their hands off each other or the weed. They were in snuggle puffin' heaven.

by L&D May 4, 2008

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


puffin tough

dawg, when your straight chiefin on a qp of purp famous like the ninja turtles

puffin tough, leanin tilt, ridin scrapaz pocket staccc

by qp dumke August 6, 2007

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Puffin Bum

"puffin bum" \ PUFF-in-bum\, noun:
1. The largest species of all known and recorded bums.
2. Big; Ginormous; Humongous.
3. popozuda.

Examples:
"Of my goodness! Did u just see that Puffin Bum?!"
"I know! Its the biggest butt i have EVER seen!".

by Mrs Mole January 7, 2011

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Puffin on zootiez

The act of smoking a dark strand of weed, usually with multiple women in your bed.

β€œPuffin on zootiez, and she callin me daddy”
-future

by Mr.Rager69 May 24, 2022

8πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž