Pumping

A gambling term that means you are up and winning a lot of money. Pumping feels even better when you were previously dumping.

Jackson was dumping for the first hour in his poker session, but then he started pumping once everyone thought he was a moron and they started calling him. He pumped everyone's chips away except for that sweet old ladies!

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pump

1. to copulate

2. the heart

3. to excite

He thought he was pumping with her, but all this time he was showing her his art collection.

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no pump

used to describe a woman that is so immaculate, so beautiful, so damn hot, that she would be considered a 'no pump' meaning one would not need to even touch ones penis, in order to blow ones load.

part of a rating system, no pump technically being the highest rating possible, although no woman alive today is known to be considered a no pump,
which makes one pump the best rating by default, closely followed by two pump

Guy 1 - 'bro! i had a dream!'
Guy 2 - 'congrats.'
Guy 1 - 'no! listen! i was on a beach.. and.. and.. you'll NEVER guess what i saw!'
Guy 2 - 'uhm, did you see a..'
Guy 1 - 'A NO PUMP, OH MY GOD, SHE WAS A STUNNER'
Guy 2 - 'no flippin' way, sailor! too bad there aren't any living no pumps today..'

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pumping

when you get a bike and an air pump and push

I was pumping the air into my bike’s wheels.

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pump it

the best black eyed peas song ever

guy 1:hey, whats your favorite black eyed peas song?

guy 2:oh, pump it, definatly

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Pumping

The act of gathering in a small place with 30 or more people and a household item. When the item is set off, the crowd proceeds to "flip their sh*t" until they become too tired to continue.

"Hey you guys wanna go do some pumping after lunch?? See you in the bathroom!!!"

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pump

slang used by Marine grunts to refer to active tours of duty.

1.I got a 7 month pump in Iraq.

2.I've done three pumps in Iraq.

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