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See dick punch.
The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
when a guy is talking so much shit the only logical response is hitting his wife or girlfriend in the face
"Johnny showed up and started giving me so much shit about my new hair cut i just pulled back and knocked his girl out cold."
"yeah man, sometimes you just gotta punch a dick in the bitch"
When a dude takes his dick and swirls it around in the punch bowl at a party. Thus creating a dick flavored punch for all party goers to enjoy.
-Bro I totally just ruined the punch, make sure to stay away from it.
-Dude what did you do?
-I used my dick as a stir stick, and made some dick punch.
When you throat blast a girl and then proceed to punch her throat containing your penis
Dude I Self Inflicted Dick Punched that girl so hard last night. She needed vocal chord surgery. Do i feel bad? No, not at all.
When people in Kentucky don’t respond to my emails, texts, or phone calls they get an extra special dick punch
They won’t respond to my work requests so they are all in line for a Kentucky Dick Punch!!
The act of being monkey dick punched.
When you are a boy in 7th grade, your friend will come up to you and exclaim “monkey dick punch” and then proceed to monkey dick punch you.