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Purge Valve

The sphincter, a.k.a. butt hole, when gas or shit or both are blowing out of the ass either due to the need for immediate pressure relief or a necessary bodily function. Use of the Purge Valve may often satisfy both.

Gary went to the all you can eat Chinese Buffet where he consumed a massive amount of beef and broccoli for dinner. A few hours later he was so bloated air began forcefully blowing out of his Purge Valve. He soon felt relief and his pants weren't so tight.

by Eaton Holgoode June 19, 2009

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Binging and Purging

Binging - eating lots of food quickly in a short period of time

Purging - vomiting, laxative abuse, excessive exercise, or fasting

John: I didn't see you after dinner.

Mary: I was fininshed binging at dinner, so I was purging.

John: You were binging and purging?!

by itschinox February 3, 2011

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Purge Emerge

To make known somthing undiserable is undesirable.

After the way he acted, the situation became a total purge emerge.

by Mitchell K. January 26, 2009

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purge status

Something you say when you see someone you hate so much that you would kill them in the purge

Person 1: Dude look it's Olivia
Person 2: Ew purge status

by Balexys March 1, 2015


purge regret

The dejected feeling that is a result of discovering a use for something that you used to own but since have thrown away.

The hoarder felt purge regret when she realized she had thrown out something seemingly useless; but that item turned out to be valuable.

by andiebrite September 5, 2010


Facebook purge

Going through your Facebook friends list and deleting people on your list that you either don't want to be associated with knowing or annoyed by their constant status updates.

Yeah, so I had a great Facebook purge last night. I got rid of half of my friends and it feels great.

by defriender February 13, 2012

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Purging Bitch

A female in need of complete access and control over the man to whom she is attracted. Purging bitches proceed to acquire control through surgical removal of the mans closest friends, either immediately or over time. Generally the males closest buddy is the number one target, and the most common medical procedure is through "harmless" jokes and accusations of the two men having homosexual relations. The suggestions are intended to frighten the two men into hanging out less frequently, so that they may prove they are not gay. Once the two friends are alienated from eachother, the bitch then proceeds with indirect demonization of the males best friend, "he's a really nice guy... and I like him... but..." complementing him with a generic and minor term, as a precautionary measure, then followed up by a more damaging accusation.

The most susceptible victims are attractive males that have "Pussy Whipped" tendencies. Purging bitches are unaware of their behavior and are equally so unaware of their actions. It is recommended to avoid purging bitches at all costs, as they are the most likely females to take extreme measures to lock down or destroy whichever man it is they want, but can't have. AKA, get knocked up, or toss around rape accusations. The behavior is usually attributed to religious females or females from a more conservative background.

Purging Bitches aren't easily killed and typical measures such as a stake through the heart or a silver bullet simply will not work. You must get holy water, a crucifix and probably a court order depending on the severity of the case.

Unexperienced Bitches usually proceed with removal immediately upon contact and the behavior is easily reckognizable. More dangerous types are the seasoned bitches which patiently wait until there is a minor dispute between the two friends and only then carries on with the procedure.

1. Friend: "Hey Melissa, this is Thomas that I went to Europe with."
Purging Bitch: "Oh, how cute! hehehe, you guys went on a little honey moon together... hehehe..."

2. "Chris is so Pussy Whipped, he lets that Purging Bitch control everything.

by Joseph Erickson September 28, 2007

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