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where you lay flat on your chest on the ground, enjoy yourself and allow yourself to enlarge your penis. Then you pick yourself up with your boner, much like a push up
alex: i did 400 cock push ups last weak
ted: you must be tired
alex: are you kidding me?! my cock can go on your hours
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omg she looks so damn fine she must be wearing a push up bra!
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Meaning to be dead and buried.
A phrase used by Ween (the greatest band in the world) in their song "Push Th' Little Daisies."
Jimmy loved throwing action figures into busy streets then running amongst the traffic to retrieve them. His luck eventually ran out and he can only push up daisies.
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A particular form of a push-up in which someone does the exercise with their body facing the ceiling instead of the floor, and the person is trying to push their back up from the floor, rather than their stomach.
Despite requiring about the same amount of strength and effort, this exercise is much less common than regular push-ups.
James: I can't do push-ups. They're just too difficult.
Michael: You should try reverse push-ups.
James: Dude, nobody does that. You realize how many weird looks that'll get?
when my girlfriend suggested we both lose some weight, I said we could do more team push ups.
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A life saver for any female with less than a C cup.
She's damn lucky she's wearin' that push up bra or else she'd have to go home to her vibrator tonight.
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