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/kwagmyer/ - noun
a person you'd prefer not to be around and who you really don’t want to be stuck talking to alone at a party because:
1.) they are impossible to read, and you can never figure out what’s really going on with them
2.) they will lead you into awkward, complex, and sticky situations where you’ll somehow end up knee deep in shit that isn't even yours
Example #1
"Bertha's been a total quagmire lately! I never know if she’s happy or pissed off, does she want me to talk to her or should I just shut up?!”
Example #2
Michelle " So how was the party last night, did you have fun?" Jody "Yeah it was super fun...until I got stuck talking to this quagmire. One minute I'm having a drink and chatting next thing I know, I'm in the backyard, mud wrestling a midget on a slip-and-slip!" Michelle "What the actual fuck...?" Jody "I don't wanna talk about it anymore..."
John Wick: omg man it quagmire
your left nut: oh my days
Quagmire: quagmire
Social Worker(laying in bed in the morning after sleeping with Quagmire):Glen honney, I've got a question for you. What do you do for a living?
Quagmire: I've got a question for you. Why are you still here?
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n. The only word known by Max Polsky.
Guys, we're really in a quagmire here.
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when a guy gives a girl ruffies and she passes out. he then procides to have sex with her while she is asleep.
"I had a quagmire with her last night" Said John.
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Second funniest family guy character behind peter griffin always wants soemone to have sex with and always says giggity and says all right!
its quagmire giggity giggity goo!
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says hilarious things like: "In the 80's i was always in bed by 8 .. and home by 11! Oh!!"
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